Yo Momma jokes - SYDNEY style!
October 7th 2006 03:39
Yo Momma so slutty, they renamed it Queen's Cross
Yo Momma so lazy, she goes to Fitness Last
Yo Momma so fat, Town Hall Steps arrange to meet at HER
Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to Bondi there be "BEACHED WHALE" alerts.
Yo Momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo Momma so fat, she don't swim between the flags.. she swim OUTSIDE both flags at once
Yo Momma so stupid, when that homeless guy at Central said "change please" she put on her mumu.
Yo Momma so lazy, Sally Robbins is her idol
Yo Momma so stupid, when someone said "Wynyard" to her she thought she had won a new lawn
Yo Momma so stupid, she got locked in Woolworths and starved
Yo Momma so stupid and uninteresting, she went on Big Brother... and won
Yo Momma so stupid, when someone said meet at "Circular Quay" she went to a locksmith
Yo Momma so fat, she won Australian Idol 2
Yo Momma so stupid, when yo daddy was impotent, she took him to Dick Smith
Yo Momma so stupid, she couldn't afford the crazy petrol prices so she sold her car
Yo Momma so stupid, on a form it said "This Page Has Been Left Intentionally Blank" and her head exploded
Yo Momma so fat, when she jumps, she don't need to be a Toyota commercial to get stuck in the air
Yo Momma so fat, she went jumped in Wivenhoe Dam and now it's at quarter capacity
Yo Momma so fat, she be the reason for all those City Rail delays cuz the train can't get past platform 21 when she on platform 1.
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on Coles and made it Diamonds
Yo Momma so nasty, Naomi Robson's scared of her
Yo Momma so fat, she has to take the XXL38 bus
Yo Momma so stupid, she went to Play School instead of High School
Yo Momma so fat, she went on Skating With The Stars and people thought she was Titanic
In Superman returns - Wynyard was the hospital, Martin Place was a restaurant and YO MOMMA was the whole freakin planet.
Write your own one now!! Yo momma so...
Yo Momma so lazy, she goes to Fitness Last
Yo Momma so fat, Town Hall Steps arrange to meet at HER
Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to Bondi there be "BEACHED WHALE" alerts.
Yo Momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo Momma so fat, she don't swim between the flags.. she swim OUTSIDE both flags at once
Yo Momma so stupid, when that homeless guy at Central said "change please" she put on her mumu.
Yo Momma so lazy, Sally Robbins is her idol
Yo Momma so stupid, when someone said "Wynyard" to her she thought she had won a new lawn
Yo Momma so stupid, she got locked in Woolworths and starved
Yo Momma so stupid and uninteresting, she went on Big Brother... and won
Yo Momma so stupid, when someone said meet at "Circular Quay" she went to a locksmith
Yo Momma so fat, she won Australian Idol 2
Yo Momma so stupid, when yo daddy was impotent, she took him to Dick Smith
Yo Momma so stupid, she couldn't afford the crazy petrol prices so she sold her car
Yo Momma so stupid, on a form it said "This Page Has Been Left Intentionally Blank" and her head exploded
Yo Momma so fat, when she jumps, she don't need to be a Toyota commercial to get stuck in the air
Yo Momma so fat, she went jumped in Wivenhoe Dam and now it's at quarter capacity
Yo Momma so fat, she be the reason for all those City Rail delays cuz the train can't get past platform 21 when she on platform 1.
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on Coles and made it Diamonds
Yo Momma so nasty, Naomi Robson's scared of her
Yo Momma so fat, she has to take the XXL38 bus
Yo Momma so stupid, she went to Play School instead of High School
Yo Momma so fat, she went on Skating With The Stars and people thought she was Titanic
In Superman returns - Wynyard was the hospital, Martin Place was a restaurant and YO MOMMA was the whole freakin planet.
Write your own one now!! Yo momma so...
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Comment by Jas
All Knowing Geek
Stories: Put Them in Your Brain
Food, Wine and Coffee
One Planet
Comment by Anonymous
Comment by frodo
lol...especially loved the Naomi Robson one.
Comment by Anonymous
Inspiration?
Comment by Chantal
Very amusing... did you create them yourself? My favourite were the topical ones, like Big Brother... hehe!
Comment by Anonymous
The best.
Comment by HOT SEX LADY of non-descript descent
Well I can see you're just being accessible.
Intelligence isn't most people's forte`and obviously you're intelligent enough to understand that.
I think next time you should write about SELC and use psuedonyms!
signed with all my love
GUEss who?
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Comment by Anonymous
yo mamma is so stupid that when someone said "you cut the chess" she said give me a piece
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