As a nation, we have a lot to be proud of. We were founded by convicts and our mountains aren't gawdy and obese like those Swiss ones. One thing we simply can't be proud of though, is our music industry. We could possible have the worst CD covers and music videos in the world. We don't even have the grace to make the covers a single colour with the artist's name in tiny writing like dance artists do to look minimalist and edgy. Instead we're subjected to THIS: Shannon Noll & Natalie Bassingthouuuwayyaigghhyyhhyt - Don't Give Up Yes, I agree, don't give up your day job unless this day job is being autistic. I'm not sure what's happening to Shannon Noll's appearance but it seems his beer is catching up to him followed by a barrage of rodents proving true Darwin's theory of convergent evolution (SEE: SHANNON'S FACE). The video's even more embarrassing but my Lithium dealer's on Chrissy hols til Jan 2nd so I'd best not venture down that thorny path.

It looks like a bunch of ice-addicts are screaming at them to "ACT NATURAL" until they have fossilised until cardboard cutouts.

Marcia Hines - Discothèque

While it's a given that Marcia Hines is the Sun, I find her choice offensive of putting her own disembodied head floating through space on her album cover. Looks more like the cover of some cult pamphlet for a free I.Q. test to achieve enlightenment.

We can see Madame Hines crossing cultural fronteers by putting the accent è over discothèque. Pure class. If you'd like to ènjoy putting accènts on è's, just hold down ALT while pressing 0232 on the numpad and unleash your badself.

Melissa Tkautz - Easily Affected

This one is a music video. It's not actually such a bad video except it's hard to take it seriously since it was filmed in the glamourous location of Martin Place Station. I'm glad i wasn't the only person who noticed those funky massive escalators and thought MUSIC VIDEO.