The Chinese Culture According to 2 Bogans
September 30th 2006 23:59
A simple post today. I was on the bus having a minute of silence for the death nu-metal when two coarse bogan voices started doing something (I don’t think it was talking). The following is all true, typed up from a shoddy phone recording.
Bogan 1: So many immigrants
Bogan 2: I’m gonna go to China and get me a young one
Bogan 1: Yeh they can make ya chinoise food
Bogan 2: Yeh they can teach may
Bogan 1: Serimagine if yerr had a chin-OISE woife
Bogan 2: Yerr it’d be rooly good
Bogan 1: But she prolly wouldn’t speak English yeah?
Bogan 2: Yeh but dy c’d prolly get a 19-20 year old
Bogan 1: Yeh I wouldn’t get with a white chick
Bogan 2: She’d prolly be a viiiiiiirgin
Bogan 1: How good would it be
Bogan 2: Imagine if on yer wedding nite she’d tell ya that she’s nevah had sex
Bogan 1: What would dya say?
Bogan 2: I’d say neither have I, in all my 40 years. We can experiment together!
Bogan 1: Yeeeeehhhhh!
<two hot girls walk by the bus>
Bogan 2: Cor look at the fillies
Bogan 1: Dressed up for a day at the races
Bogan 2: HAW hawww their boobs are fallin’ out
<taps on the glass loudly at them, the girls don’t notice>
Bogan 1: How long dreckon it’d take to get $2000 if ya earnin $600 a fortnight
Bogan 2: Aww I reckon it depends
Bogan 1: 600 minus some smokes, a few beers, some Maccas…
Bogan 2: I dunno prolly about 2-3 years
Bogan 1: Nah, not that long
Bogan 2: You wouldn’t wanna get lost there no
Bogan 1: Yeh you wouldn’t speak a word
Bogan 2: Yeh it’s all WA WA WA WA GA GA GA GA GA
Bogan 1: Yeh how do they understand each other
Bogan 2: I don’t think they do!!!
<HUGE laughing from both for 2 minutes>
At that point I zoned out. Bogans: adorable or grotesque? Add a comment…
Bogan 1: So many immigrants
Bogan 2: I’m gonna go to China and get me a young one
Bogan 1: Yeh they can make ya chinoise food
Bogan 2: Yeh they can teach may
Bogan 1: Serimagine if yerr had a chin-OISE woife
Bogan 2: Yerr it’d be rooly good
Bogan 1: But she prolly wouldn’t speak English yeah?
Bogan 1: Yeh I wouldn’t get with a white chick
Bogan 2: She’d prolly be a viiiiiiirgin
Bogan 1: How good would it be
Bogan 2: Imagine if on yer wedding nite she’d tell ya that she’s nevah had sex
Bogan 1: What would dya say?
Bogan 2: I’d say neither have I, in all my 40 years. We can experiment together!
Bogan 1: Yeeeeehhhhh!
<two hot girls walk by the bus>
Bogan 2: Cor look at the fillies
Bogan 1: Dressed up for a day at the races
Bogan 2: HAW hawww their boobs are fallin’ out
<taps on the glass loudly at them, the girls don’t notice>
Bogan 1: How long dreckon it’d take to get $2000 if ya earnin $600 a fortnight
Bogan 2: Aww I reckon it depends
Bogan 1: 600 minus some smokes, a few beers, some Maccas…
Bogan 2: I dunno prolly about 2-3 years
Bogan 1: Nah, not that long
Bogan 2: You wouldn’t wanna get lost there no
Bogan 1: Yeh you wouldn’t speak a word
Bogan 2: Yeh it’s all WA WA WA WA GA GA GA GA GA
Bogan 2: I don’t think they do!!!
<HUGE laughing from both for 2 minutes>
At that point I zoned out. Bogans: adorable or grotesque? Add a comment…
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Comment by spicegal
I think they are a quaint species. Great dialogue. It's hard to believe some of it but it's sure funny. lol
Comment by Bumbliibee
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Comment by some usyd girl
Yuck... bogan 2 is a 40 y.o. and wants a 19-20 y.o.
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Comment by Anonymous
Bogans are disgusting. When I was reading the dialogue I just had this picture of Cleatus the slack jawed yokel going through my mind. Because of course they all wear overalls with checked flanelette shirts and chew on grass all day.... And have slack jaws.
ew bogans!
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