France has a reputation for being sexually liberated. This is true some of the time, especially in music videos which i've separated into three categories.

The sexual without being slutty...

Elodie Frege - La Ceinture [LA SUN-TURE] "The Belt"

It's just her face in black and white with a man's hand groping her face then goes lower. It's still sexy somehow. It's fortunate his digits didn't ambulate into any unsuspecting holes... for all we know.

Lyrics: Le temps de cerises est mort, le diable est dans le corps. ... rien ne dur au dessus de la ceinture.

Translation: Cherry season is dead, the devil is in my body. ... nothing rough below the belt.

The blatantly suggestive...

France Gall - Les Sucettes [LAY SUE-SET] "Lollipops"

Yay, innocence of the 60s. If big floppy phallic dancers don't incur vibrant sexual images within you, you may need to wait a few years... or abandon christianity.

Lyrics: "Lorsque le sucre d'orge, parfumé à l'anis coule dans la gorge de l'Annie, elle est au paradis"

Translation: "When the barley sugar, scented with licorice, runs down Annie's throat, she's in paradise"

Gratuitous nudity!!

Mylene Farmer - L'amour N'est Rien [LA MORE NAY REE-UNN] [Love Is Nothing]

See a 45 year old woman undress for you! That's all. No plot. No background.

French: "J'ai dans la tete des tonnes de pirouettes" Translation: "I have a tonne of pirouettes in my head"

So, is cherry season dead? Which is the sexiest? Add a comment...