11 Things To Do With A Laura Gissara CD!
October 10th 2006 00:01
From the creator of 11 Things To Do With A Casey Donovan CD, comes 11 Things To Do With A Laura Gissara CD!
Don't know who Laura Gissara is?
I've put that question in bold because i'm shouting at you for your ignorance! Laura "What's It Gonna BeEEE??" Gissara is Australia's most prized and beloved singer. She rose to fame in 2005 for being far and away the most memorable contestant on Australian Idol. Since then she has had a myriad of accomplishments such as the release of her debut single Ti Amo a few months ago. It didn't crack the Top 50... which means one me and FOUR other people Earth own a copy. We meet every year and exchange stories of embarrassment about paying for it at the counter.
Anyway, here are
11 Things To Do With A Laura Gissara CD
1. Play it at an event or celebration as enjoyable background music.
2. Make a horror movie called "The Day The Gissara Gissarred Sydney"
3. Read the notes instead of paying attention in Postmodernism lectures
4. Hypnotise small animals
5. Put it under your pillow so the Gissara fairy leaves you a reward!
6. Give it to South Koreans
7. Give it to North Koreans
8. Put it on the university noticeboard in the hopes that someone will take it
9. Sweeten the deal if no one does take it...
10. Use it if you've forgotten your train ticket.
11. You could play it I guess....
What else could you do with a Laura Gissara CD? Add a comment...
Don't know who Laura Gissara is?
I've put that question in bold because i'm shouting at you for your ignorance! Laura "What's It Gonna BeEEE??" Gissara is Australia's most prized and beloved singer. She rose to fame in 2005 for being far and away the most memorable contestant on Australian Idol. Since then she has had a myriad of accomplishments such as the release of her debut single Ti Amo a few months ago. It didn't crack the Top 50... which means one me and FOUR other people Earth own a copy. We meet every year and exchange stories of embarrassment about paying for it at the counter.
Anyway, here are
11 Things To Do With A Laura Gissara CD
1. Play it at an event or celebration as enjoyable background music.
2. Make a horror movie called "The Day The Gissara Gissarred Sydney"
3. Read the notes instead of paying attention in Postmodernism lectures
4. Hypnotise small animals
5. Put it under your pillow so the Gissara fairy leaves you a reward!
6. Give it to South Koreans
7. Give it to North Koreans
8. Put it on the university noticeboard in the hopes that someone will take it
9. Sweeten the deal if no one does take it...
10. Use it if you've forgotten your train ticket.
11. You could play it I guess....
What else could you do with a Laura Gissara CD? Add a comment...
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Comment by Anon
Comment by Scarlett
Love the train ticket .gif!
Comment by Tori Amos' Repackaged Breasts
*long pause*
You did a neat job with this art-ic-le.
*takes a 5 month break*
*returns*
Well done.
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Comment by girliee
love this...you are giving LG so much publicity. She should be grateful.
I think i'd use the CD as a frisbee - not a boomerang..just in case
Comment by Yolanda
Comment by Jasey Donovan
It provides great protection from all the scary Sydney Gangs because as soon as they hear it, they run away from my car, screaming "MAKE IT STOP, BRO, MAKE IT STOP!!!"
I mean, as Buffy said, Pepper spray is just so passe!
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Comment by mr bones
you could make a fashionable dress out of it like the one made of credit cards.
coasters for your drinks
wedge for those slamming doors
dress it with feathers for a super Melbourne Cup hat
Comment by Tara
Love you TomC!!
Comment by Anonymous
Now I know.
It'd make a great potplant saucer.
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ah that was hilarious. I probably look slightly creepy laughing evily at my computer.
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