Choose Your Own Sydney Adventure: Part 1
September 13th 2006 06:41
We all remember the Choose Your Own Adventure books from primary school. Well let’s have our own recurring one about Sydney. You can vote on what you want to do and the most popular one(s) will be what happens next week.
The air is crisp, it’s finally nice weather after that gross week of rain we’ve been having.
It’s a beautiful Spring September moment and you’re having a lovely time walking around Hyde Park, drinking from the fountains then drinking paint-thinner to stop the rust/urine taste from infecting your lower intestines.
You do this a few times until…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Your pants start vibrating.
…then your phone starts vibrating because you've received a message. It's Xiao Ping
"I HOPE U HAVENT 4GOTN, IF UR EVUN A MINUTE L8 THIS TIME ILL B SO FURIOUS!!!!!!!!! 3PM AT CENTRAL STATION!”
She's been talking about it for weeks, she wants to take you to Chinese Hot-Pot. You haven’t eaten in 2 weeks since the Centrelink queue is always too long and you have agoraphobia. Xiao Ping was so angry the last time when you were 5 minutes late. Then she started screaming at you in Chinese in the middle of Dixon street because her BBQ pork filled bun had no BBQ pork inside it.
You look at the time on your phone, it’s 2:37pm which means it’s 2:30pm since your phone is fast by 7 minutes and you’re too lazy to fix it.
So what are you thinking?
A) I’d better get straight to Central, I don’t want to upset Xiao-Ping. I’ll take the train!
B) I’d better get straight to Central… I’ll take the monorail!
C) I’ve got plenty of time… I’ll go to St Mary’s cathedral to pray for my soul
D) I’ve got plenty of time… I’ll just wander around the park for a while
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