EXCLUSIVE: Big Brother Jamie with Unknown Ho in Westfield
September 22nd 2006 23:59
I had an exclusive run in with fame yesterday. It was an incident so intense and spell-binding that my life is still recoiling from the recoil. But I'll write about my afternoon scones with Casey Donovan later. Here's some crap about Jamie now.
There I was screaming at the Boost Juice employees to get EVERY LAST DROP of juice out of blender in Westfield Bondi Junction when a revolting noise trespassed my ears.
"Errr like where do you went to geh now?
I turned around in dramatic 80s cop-show freeze-frame fashion to see Big Tool 2006 standing right there with some unknown non-Katie woman.
Big Brother and all its contestants were completely erased from my memory vats as soon as the show ended. So I had no idea that it was fully released that Jamie and Katie had officially split.
Naturally I was mourning the loss of Australia's most diverse couple since The 2 Vronnies... so i was too slow to get front-on pictures but his voice is even more penetrating and annoying in real life. Most embarrassingly, he was wearing a headband and his hair looked to be the same unkempt hedge as usual.
Walking near them you could hear the wake of excitement tailing Jamie and J-Ho's path. He seemed to be taking her on a shopping spree.
Real dialogue:
"It's Jamie from Big Brother!"
"Who?!?"
So do I feel different after being so close to the Sun? Nah... If I survived seeing Deni Hines on the streets of Bondi Junction a few months ago, i'll pull through this too in time. I'll add it to seeing Guy Sebastian looking christian in Liverpool Street, Jess from Australia's Top Model 2 pottering about Pitt St, Lee and Dan from AI3 chatting in Chatswood and Laura Gissara tied up in my basement.
Love Jamie? Have any B-rate BB/Westfield sightings of your own? Have any more B rated than AuNTM? Share with a comment...
There I was screaming at the Boost Juice employees to get EVERY LAST DROP of juice out of blender in Westfield Bondi Junction when a revolting noise trespassed my ears.
"Errr like where do you went to geh now?
I turned around in dramatic 80s cop-show freeze-frame fashion to see Big Tool 2006 standing right there with some unknown non-Katie woman.
Big Brother and all its contestants were completely erased from my memory vats as soon as the show ended. So I had no idea that it was fully released that Jamie and Katie had officially split.
Naturally I was mourning the loss of Australia's most diverse couple since The 2 Vronnies... so i was too slow to get front-on pictures but his voice is even more penetrating and annoying in real life. Most embarrassingly, he was wearing a headband and his hair looked to be the same unkempt hedge as usual.
Walking near them you could hear the wake of excitement tailing Jamie and J-Ho's path. He seemed to be taking her on a shopping spree.
Real dialogue:
"It's Jamie from Big Brother!"
"Who?!?"
So do I feel different after being so close to the Sun? Nah... If I survived seeing Deni Hines on the streets of Bondi Junction a few months ago, i'll pull through this too in time. I'll add it to seeing Guy Sebastian looking christian in Liverpool Street, Jess from Australia's Top Model 2 pottering about Pitt St, Lee and Dan from AI3 chatting in Chatswood and Laura Gissara tied up in my basement.
Love Jamie? Have any B-rate BB/Westfield sightings of your own? Have any more B rated than AuNTM? Share with a comment...
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Comment by Justin
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Btw, great pictures you pervy stalker! lol
Comment by Ruth
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As star struck kids wagging some useless school afternoon we ran after her like a pack of paparazzi's and demanded that she sign our school notebook folders.
I think I was in yr 11 so it was pretty tragic behaviour for a 16 year old.
I wonder whatever happened to all those popstar girls???
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Dunno about the rest of them.
Comment by michellesarah
Now they're floatin' around on the inn'rnet you'll get n'er a penny for em.
Tsk.
Where's your business savvy?
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Hines and Sebastian I've heard of, but don't know any other of the celebs mentioned in the article or in the comments.
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But, speaking of celebrity run ins, I used to work at Castle Towers (the shopping mall in Castle Hill) and the amount of times I've run into Lynne McGranger (AKA IRENE FROM HOME & AWAY) is uncanny! I mean, I've run into her so many times I'm surprised she's not dead! She must have at least 200 trolley marks on her legs and arms from where I've pushed the trolley into her! Poor thing!
She's cool-as though. I think the first time I ran into her (smacked her down onto the floor in front of Gloria Jeans, who kept asking her if she'd like a Choca-Mocha-Frocka-Hocca with her brownie), she got up, fixed her hair up and said "G'day, lovey! 'Scuse me while I put me lippy on, eh?"
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i work at equip and saw them walk past several times with a total lack of shopping bags - it seemed they were just parading around for show
Meanwhile the girl looked about 15 and was generally unattractive
Cantr believe that guy won bb06 - total dropkick. He only got as far as he did bc of his relationship with katie
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And don't scream at boost juicer boys! WE DON'T LIKE IT >< it makes us cry and our tears make your juice salty. THE CUP CAN ONLY FIT SO MUCH JUICE IN IT DAMMIT!!!!!
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