Australian Idol - Top 9: Ricky Muscat Goes Down Under On Mark
October 1st 2006 12:35
Eww
Ewww
Damien Leith
(1975) Elton John – Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Damien’s always good but he walks like an amputee E-gyp-tian. He seems to be coasting along, maybe he doesn’t care too much about gaining access to the exclusive Idol winners common room with Casey and Kate DeRouge… too much smoke.
Marcia says “That song is steeped in tradition”… hay? Or as Lisa Mitchell’s twisted accent would say “Haeey?
Ricky Muscat
(1983) Men At Work – Down Under
Ricky Muscat's performance was TACK- TACK –TACKY “sing that to the tune of “Jackie”.
I’m not sure why they felt like they needed to show CHILD PORN of naked Ricky. He’s already getting the gay vote, now he’ll get the paedo vote too? Gross
He may as well have just spent the few minutes setting up a fluoro pink tent cuz he’s kitschy camp as hell. He completely embarrasses himself then tries to excuse himself by saying he doesn’t know many songs from 1983… which is just SAD for a performer to say. That’s poor knowledge… I’m sure he enjoyed that cool Westlife song “You Raise Me Up” and that AWESOME Boogie Pimps song “Somebody To Love”
Jessica Mauboy
(1989) Phil Collins/Brandy – Another Day In Paradise
I really liked Jessica tonight, I thought she had nice tones in her voice this week and she wasn’t screechy… but she says she has a scratchy throat. Damn, she still looked pretty though. She started strong but when she had to move she started wavering.
Mark: My goonygoogometer was GOOGOOGOOOOOOGOGOFIED
Marcia: Jessy gon bucky dun gone, Jessy want that fire dun gon
Kyle: That was boring... Mark's old
Kyle During High School: When I grow up i'm gonna have super powers and i'll SHOW them all!!!!
Bobby Flynn
(1981) Queen & David Bowie – Under Pressure
I LOVE that Bobby’s different, but tonight it just felt like more of the same “different”. Oh, I sounded like Marcia just then. The eye make-up and the stroke hand and the chin… it was just wtf moment. He needs some tape to quell the hand and chisel to silence the chin. I’m almost certain I saw the back-up singers doing the hand as well for a moment.
Lisa Mitchell
(1990) Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby
At last, Lisa Mitchell picks a song I never would have expected. Her rapping was “in the pocket” and she got the dance down pat!! I especially loved how well her pronunciation fit “oeeyce oeeyce byebye”
<ok daydream over>
Steve Miller Band - The Joker
Much better than previous weeks no doubt. Sorry but I think Homer Simpson did this a lot better in that 80s flashback episode. Kyle says that “he’s a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker” too – I’m glad he admits that he smokes now THAT’s an anti-smoking campaign for you. The biggest let down of her performance were definitely her shoes which we never saw.
Dean Geyer
(1986) Bon Jovi – You Give Love A Bad Name
It’s great to see someone doing a performance with some energy at last. Maybe these Idols should realise that music did exist before the last 5 years. Good work Dean, now go have sex or something.
Mutton
(1976) Aerosmith – Dream On
Mutto’s old, I would have though his only choices would have been Greensleeves and some sort of tribal medley. He’s only 29 though. It was a bold choice to choose Dream On so I had high hopes but then I realised it was Mutto so my hope went back to the bomb shelter.
He was WEAK and he was fighting the rhythm of the song. His waving in the crowd looked like one of those dancing sunflowers on Blues Clues. If there’s any justice in the world Mutton will leave tonight.
Latrina
(1979) Bee Gees - Too Much Heaven
Yeah she’s competent. To me she just looked like she was auditioning for Kathy Bates’ role in the new ghetto Tit-anic 2: “Bitch Please, You Aint Sinking And Gettin’ Mah Weave Wet”. Her boyfriend/brother/both seemed to be wincing when they cut to him.
I think she's good and I completely disagree with anyone that says she looks too mannish
Chris Murphy
(1976) The Eagles – Life In The Fast Lane
He tried to do some dramatic athletic things but his stubby pins just dragged as he plodded unspectacularly to the musak beat. He started off really boring but it got a lot better after I changed to channel 7 and started watching Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.
Overall, tonight they were a lot better but still not up to scratch.. i'm trying to like it!! I promise.
Go Mutto!!!! Sorry.. I mean Mutto to go . Add a comment…
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Damien Leith
(1975) Elton John – Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Damien’s always good but he walks like an amputee E-gyp-tian. He seems to be coasting along, maybe he doesn’t care too much about gaining access to the exclusive Idol winners common room with Casey and Kate DeRouge… too much smoke.
Marcia says “That song is steeped in tradition”… hay? Or as Lisa Mitchell’s twisted accent would say “Haeey?
Ricky Muscat
(1983) Men At Work – Down Under
Ricky Muscat's performance was TACK- TACK –TACKY “sing that to the tune of “Jackie”.
I’m not sure why they felt like they needed to show CHILD PORN of naked Ricky. He’s already getting the gay vote, now he’ll get the paedo vote too? Gross
He may as well have just spent the few minutes setting up a fluoro pink tent cuz he’s kitschy camp as hell. He completely embarrasses himself then tries to excuse himself by saying he doesn’t know many songs from 1983… which is just SAD for a performer to say. That’s poor knowledge… I’m sure he enjoyed that cool Westlife song “You Raise Me Up” and that AWESOME Boogie Pimps song “Somebody To Love”
Jessica Mauboy
(1989) Phil Collins/Brandy – Another Day In Paradise
I really liked Jessica tonight, I thought she had nice tones in her voice this week and she wasn’t screechy… but she says she has a scratchy throat. Damn, she still looked pretty though. She started strong but when she had to move she started wavering.
Mark: My goonygoogometer was GOOGOOGOOOOOOGOGOFIED
Marcia: Jessy gon bucky dun gone, Jessy want that fire dun gon
Kyle: That was boring... Mark's old
Kyle During High School: When I grow up i'm gonna have super powers and i'll SHOW them all!!!!
Bobby Flynn
(1981) Queen & David Bowie – Under Pressure
I LOVE that Bobby’s different, but tonight it just felt like more of the same “different”. Oh, I sounded like Marcia just then. The eye make-up and the stroke hand and the chin… it was just wtf moment. He needs some tape to quell the hand and chisel to silence the chin. I’m almost certain I saw the back-up singers doing the hand as well for a moment.
Lisa Mitchell
(1990) Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby
At last, Lisa Mitchell picks a song I never would have expected. Her rapping was “in the pocket” and she got the dance down pat!! I especially loved how well her pronunciation fit “oeeyce oeeyce byebye”
<ok daydream over>
Steve Miller Band - The Joker
Much better than previous weeks no doubt. Sorry but I think Homer Simpson did this a lot better in that 80s flashback episode. Kyle says that “he’s a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker” too – I’m glad he admits that he smokes now THAT’s an anti-smoking campaign for you. The biggest let down of her performance were definitely her shoes which we never saw.
Dean Geyer
(1986) Bon Jovi – You Give Love A Bad Name
It’s great to see someone doing a performance with some energy at last. Maybe these Idols should realise that music did exist before the last 5 years. Good work Dean, now go have sex or something.
Mutton
(1976) Aerosmith – Dream On
Mutto’s old, I would have though his only choices would have been Greensleeves and some sort of tribal medley. He’s only 29 though. It was a bold choice to choose Dream On so I had high hopes but then I realised it was Mutto so my hope went back to the bomb shelter.
He was WEAK and he was fighting the rhythm of the song. His waving in the crowd looked like one of those dancing sunflowers on Blues Clues. If there’s any justice in the world Mutton will leave tonight.
Latrina
(1979) Bee Gees - Too Much Heaven
Yeah she’s competent. To me she just looked like she was auditioning for Kathy Bates’ role in the new ghetto Tit-anic 2: “Bitch Please, You Aint Sinking And Gettin’ Mah Weave Wet”. Her boyfriend/brother/both seemed to be wincing when they cut to him.
I think she's good and I completely disagree with anyone that says she looks too mannish
Chris Murphy
(1976) The Eagles – Life In The Fast Lane
He tried to do some dramatic athletic things but his stubby pins just dragged as he plodded unspectacularly to the musak beat. He started off really boring but it got a lot better after I changed to channel 7 and started watching Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.
Overall, tonight they were a lot better but still not up to scratch.. i'm trying to like it!! I promise.
Go Mutto!!!! Sorry.. I mean Mutto to go . Add a comment…
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Comment by Marcia's Evil Twin
The judges were extra useless tonight. Kyle thinks Chris is the biggest star on the show?!!? That is the most baffling thing ever. Maybe because Chris looks like Kyle? And it's all about Kyle in the end?
I like Bobby and Lisa because I like visiting other planets.
Comment by Anonymous
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Comment by Anonymous
I hate Dean. His blow dried hair, overly staring at camera eyes, pouting of his missing lips and the fact that he speaks with south african accent and sings with american. Blah. Please o please chuck him at the 14 year olds and let them have their way with his little body.
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Comment by sophie
I cant stand Bobby!! He sound the same every week and is not versatile in the slightest, unlike others such as Jessica, Dean or even Ricky...
Comment by melanie
my names melanie and i think u r hot .
sorry to hear u have been ill.
i wouled love to meet u.
mel