The Chinese Culture According to 2 Bogans
September 30th 2006 23:59
A simple post today. I was on the bus having a minute of silence for the death nu-metal when two coarse bogan voices started doing something (I don’t think it was talking). The following is all true, typed up from a shoddy phone recording.
Bogan 1: So many immigrants
Bogan 2: I’m gonna go to China and get me a young one
Bogan 1: Yeh they can make ya chinoise food
Bogan 2: Yeh they can teach may
Bogan 1: Serimagine if yerr had a chin-OISE woife
Bogan 2: Yerr it’d be rooly good
Bogan 1: But she prolly wouldn’t speak English yeah?
Bogan 2: Yeh but dy c’d prolly get a 19-20 year old
Bogan 1: Yeh I wouldn’t get with a white chick
Bogan 2: She’d prolly be a viiiiiiirgin
Bogan 1: How good would it be
Bogan 2: Imagine if on yer wedding nite she’d tell ya that she’s nevah had sex
Bogan 1: What would dya say?
Bogan 2: I’d say neither have I, in all my 40 years. We can experiment together!
Bogan 1: Yeeeeehhhhh!
<two hot girls walk by the bus>
Bogan 2: Cor look at the fillies
Bogan 1: Dressed up for a day at the races
Bogan 2: HAW hawww their boobs are fallin’ out
<taps on the glass loudly at them, the girls don’t notice>
Bogan 1: How long dreckon it’d take to get $2000 if ya earnin $600 a fortnight
Bogan 2: Aww I reckon it depends
Bogan 1: 600 minus some smokes, a few beers, some Maccas…
Bogan 2: I dunno prolly about 2-3 years
Bogan 1: Nah, not that long
Bogan 2: You wouldn’t wanna get lost there no
Bogan 1: Yeh you wouldn’t speak a word
Bogan 2: Yeh it’s all WA WA WA WA GA GA GA GA GA
Bogan 1: Yeh how do they understand each other
Bogan 2: I don’t think they do!!!
<HUGE laughing from both for 2 minutes>
At that point I zoned out. Bogans: adorable or grotesque? Add a comment…
Bogan 1: So many immigrants
Bogan 2: I’m gonna go to China and get me a young one
Bogan 1: Yeh they can make ya chinoise food
Bogan 2: Yeh they can teach may
Bogan 1: Serimagine if yerr had a chin-OISE woife
Bogan 2: Yerr it’d be rooly good
Bogan 1: But she prolly wouldn’t speak English yeah?
Bogan 1: Yeh I wouldn’t get with a white chick
Bogan 2: She’d prolly be a viiiiiiirgin
Bogan 1: How good would it be
Bogan 2: Imagine if on yer wedding nite she’d tell ya that she’s nevah had sex
Bogan 1: What would dya say?
Bogan 2: I’d say neither have I, in all my 40 years. We can experiment together!
Bogan 1: Yeeeeehhhhh!
<two hot girls walk by the bus>
Bogan 2: Cor look at the fillies
Bogan 1: Dressed up for a day at the races
Bogan 2: HAW hawww their boobs are fallin’ out
<taps on the glass loudly at them, the girls don’t notice>
Bogan 1: How long dreckon it’d take to get $2000 if ya earnin $600 a fortnight
Bogan 2: Aww I reckon it depends
Bogan 1: 600 minus some smokes, a few beers, some Maccas…
Bogan 2: I dunno prolly about 2-3 years
Bogan 1: Nah, not that long
Bogan 2: You wouldn’t wanna get lost there no
Bogan 1: Yeh you wouldn’t speak a word
Bogan 2: Yeh it’s all WA WA WA WA GA GA GA GA GA
Bogan 2: I don’t think they do!!!
<HUGE laughing from both for 2 minutes>
At that point I zoned out. Bogans: adorable or grotesque? Add a comment…
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